Attention Music Industry
After discovering the wonders of online media, I have purchased most music online in the past few years, rather than hassle with heading to the CD store and picking up mountains of CD's. Although some artists still only sell their music in the hard disc form, there are times in which you need to buy the actual article, most of the time, I can get what I want in mp3 form...without DRM.
Christmas was no different, as I received a handful of CD's for my listening pleasure. Problem is, it takes so long to actually enjoy the listening, because you cannot get the g*&%#mn cello packaging off the case!! Oh sure, you could go into the kitchen and find a knife and cut away at the packaging, but my guess is, if you are the average consumer, such as I, you don't bother.
And, so you sit there and pick and pick at the corners to try and get the tear started...only to end up with a 2mm square piece of cello stuck to the end of your finger.
The next phase is the teeth...gnaw, gnaw, gnaw...snapping your teeth together so your entire head shakes and the 'boom' sound it makes in your head prepares you for the 'listening pleasure.' Finally, you get a good piece torn up...covered in saliva...you grasp the slippery plastic and begin the process of removal. The key here is to tear in a spiral pattern, because if you just tear is straight across the case, you will have to start all over again.
Once you have released the case, you then have to deal with the stickers they place on three sides of the case (you get this on DVD's too). Sort of reminds me of the toilet seat in the hotel...sealed for my protection. Again...pick, pick, pick...until you can get a corner of the sticker and then pull...tear. You now have a 3cm chunk of the label in your hand, with the rest of it still stuck on. Remember when you purchased an LP and all you needed was a thumbnail to run down the open slot of the album sleeve? You could even keep the album with the cello around the sleeve for protection.
Ten minutes later, you can now open your new music...all crisp and clean and place it in your computer to listen to. You slide the disc into the drive and close the drive...nothing. Your whirring CD drive thinks and thinks...WTF?? All of a sudden your screen drops and you are taken into some sort of PC program the record company has thrown on the CD...complete with its own player so you can listen to the CD. Uhhhh...I think I have my own player.
Quickly escaping and canceling the 'convenience' of the included programming and player...I quickly bring up my own player...click on Rip...and save the music to the hard drive. I then remove the CD, place it back in the case, and throw it into my stack of CD's...never to be seen again.
And the recording industry wonders why people don't buy CD's anymore??





