My parents lived on martinis. They had one every night...probably explains the longevity of their lives. Although my father passed away a couple years ago, my mum still has her martini every night. Of course, as a kid, which I think every kid has ever done, I had taken a nip of mum & dad's drink just to see what it's all about.
Ewwwwwww.
The martinis that my parents drank were/are nasty (sorry Mum). I couldn't handle the strong flavor and the addition of the green olive with the pimento in the middle. But, as with everything in life, I have learned to appreciate some things a bit more than when I was a kid. Recently, it has been the martini.
When back in the states this summer, we were unwinding in a hotel room in Arizona after a long day of travel and sight seeing, I saw a program on Discovery about distilling liquor. In between each spirit, they had a bartender mixing up drinks. When they talked about gin, he showed the proper way to mix a martini.
Now...I don't like gin. I reminds me too much of juniper plants at home...which made me itch and sneeze like nobody's business. So, I go for the vodka martini. So, this is what the bartender on the program showed...
- 2 1/2 shots vodka or gin
- Splash of vermouth
- Shaken...and poured.
- Throw in an olive (without pimento!!)
The key to that recipe...Splash! Vermouth is a pretty strong wine/flavor. Any more than a splash and you overpower the vodka in the drink.
Since you are now dealing with essentially a big glass of vodka, you need a quality vodka. This is where I think (sorry again Mum) where my parents fell off a bit. Especially growing up in the peoples republic of Oregon, in which the government controls the flow of liquor and the prices as well. My dad was into quantity at a decent price...understood. Also, his mix of vodka to vermouth was a bit heavier on the vermouth, in order to stretch the vodka (again, a frugal way of stretching your martini dollar). Having been overseas and been exposed to some of the finer things in life (ahhh...the expat life)...Absolut and Skyy are my vodkas of choice. Many prefer Stolichnaya (like my father-in-law), but it just isn't as smooth in my book.
One other thing that you must do with vodka after having dined in a couple Russian restaurants; you must put your vodka in the freezer. There is no two ways about it. Frozen vodka is the way God intended it to be drank. Think of it...you are living in the tundra of Russia, and the only place you have to store the extra booze is out in the pantry. Temperatures are routinely below zero...frozen. Vodka in its room temperature form is firewater...best consumed with a mixer. Frozen vodka adds a chill that soothes the fire.
Do me a favor...throw your vodka into the freezer overnight and then pour yourself a shot and sip it down. Do the same with room temperature vodka. Which do YOU prefer?
GZ Expat's martini...
- Ice cubes in a cocktail shaker, about 1/3 full (remember you are using frozen vodka!)
- 3 shots frozen vodka
- Put your thumb over the mouth of the vermouth bottle and give it a couple of shakes into the shaker...similar to what you might do with Tabasco on your eggs. Literally a couple of drops for flavor
- Shake well...pour into a martini glass.
- Throw in an olive (without that nasty red pimento!!), no need for the skewer also...just let that baby ride on the bottom.
If yas don't like that...then just open a bottle of beer, pour into chilled glass...enjoy. Because, as Stevo tells me:
You know where you are with beer.
But, with these simple instructions for a martini, you'll know where you are with this too.